Bigly Hoodie

The DRIP Hat

Low-profile. High suspicion.

From the front: DRIP — clean, stitched, and deceptively official.
From the side: the DRIP Agent — clown makeup, blank stare, fully committed to the role.

No explanation on purpose. The acronym speaks for itself. The agent confirms it.

This hat is for anyone who appreciates authority aesthetics paired with complete absurdity.

Wear it as satire. Wear it as commentary. Wear it because subtlety makes it funnier.

The Fine Print (That Somehow Got Approved):

• Structured, comfortable everyday cap

• Adjustable strap for a custom fit

• Clean embroidered front logo

• Discreet side embroidery for those who notice

• One size fits most