Bigly Hoodie

The DRIP Agent Hoodie

Official. Serious. Completely ridiculous.

Meet the DRIP Agent — tactical vest, blank stare, full clown makeup. A uniform that wants authority, paired with a face that gives it away. This hoodie is a parody of performative toughness and costume-level credibility, stitched onto a real, heavyweight Champion sweatshirt.

No backstory required. The joke is immediate.

Wear it as satire. Wear it as commentary. Wear it because the contrast is the point.

The Fine Print (That the Agent Definitely Skipped):

• Heavyweight, cozy fleece blend

• Soft interior, structured feel

• Front pouch pocket for snacks, secrets, or excuses

• Durable print

• Unisex fit — true to size

• Regular, laid-back unisex fit — true to size